If I burnt the hairs off a gooseberry, would it be a grape? Or a cyst?

man i miss gooseberrys...yummy

If I burnt the hairs off a gooseberry, would it be a grape? Or a cyst?
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Reply:It would be a burnt gooseberry.
Reply:It would be a gooseberry...with it's hairs burnt off...
Reply:I'm not sure, but the thought of that grossed me out for some reason.
Reply:As was said by Geronicus, "It is only the hairs on a gooseberry that prevent it from being a grape".Another pearl of wisdom from the master is: "the knee is nearer than the ankle"
Reply:Is that where the expression "he cooked his gooseberry" came from? What ever, it would certainly be a hot one!
Reply:a cyst might
Reply:a cyst
Reply:no, a charred gooseberry
Reply:only if it was pisse*